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Alan learns that it was Charlie who stole his high-school girlfriend years ago, and now he wants to get revenge.
More details for Two and a Half Men, Tue 9, 9:00 pm
Charlie teaches Alan how to break up with a woman.
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Rose returns from England and nurses a sick Charlie in her own unique way.
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Alan dates a friend of Judith's, and the woman gossips about Judith's sex life.
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Charlie and Jake compete to win the affection of a waitress; Alan senses sexual tension between him and his receptionist.
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Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbour, rocker Steven Tyler.
More details for Two and a Half Men, Wed 10, 12:00 am
Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbour, rocker Steven Tyler.
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Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbour, rocker Steven Tyler.
More details for Two and a Half Men, Wed 10, 2:30 am
Charlie and Jake compete to win the affection of a waitress; Alan senses sexual tension between him and his receptionist.
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Charlie and Jake compete to win the affection of a waitress; Alan senses sexual tension between him and his receptionist.
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Charlie and Jake go on a double date; and Charlie arranges a date with a prostitute for Alan.
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Alan is afraid that Charlie's womanising has reached a dangerous level.
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While Alan plans Evelyn's wedding, Charlie plans his next conquest---his future stepsister.
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George Eads has a cameo in this episode in which a CSI team investigates a death at Charlie's house.
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Judith is pregnant, and Alan suspects he's the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a foul mood.
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Charlie nearly drowns while surfing and has a vision of his father's floating head, which tells him to do the unthinkable---take care of his mother.
More details for Two and a Half Men, Thu 11, 12:00 am
Charlie nearly drowns while surfing and has a vision of his father's floating head, which tells him to do the unthinkable---take care of his mother.
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Charlie nearly drowns while surfing and has a vision of his father's floating head, which tells him to do the unthinkable---take care of his mother.
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Judith is pregnant, and Alan suspects he's the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a foul mood.
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Judith is pregnant, and Alan suspects he's the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a foul mood.
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Charlie falls for an older woman who writes self-help books; and Alan and Jake fight about a school assignment.
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