Two and a Half Men TV Listings & Schedule
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Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
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An Old Flame With a New Wick — Two and a Half Men
Chris O'Donnell plays one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, who is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn, who's clueless about his past history with her son.
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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You — Two and a Half Men
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark? — Two and a Half Men
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
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Fri 8Tight's Good — Two and a Half Men
Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.
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Sat 9Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts — Two and a Half Men
Alan is laid up after falling off the roof, so Charlie spends a weekend caring for Jake, whose needs and wants interfere with Charlie's social life.
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Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts — Two and a Half Men
Alan is laid up after falling off the roof, so Charlie spends a weekend caring for Jake, whose needs and wants interfere with Charlie's social life.
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Sat 9Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts — Two and a Half Men
Alan is laid up after falling off the roof, so Charlie spends a weekend caring for Jake, whose needs and wants interfere with Charlie's social life.
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Sat 9Tight's Good — Two and a Half Men
Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.
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Tight's Good — Two and a Half Men
Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.
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Working for Caligula — Two and a Half Men
Charlie settles back into his old bachelor ways until Alan faces an emotional crisis.
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Who's Vod Kanockers? — Two and a Half Men
Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbour, rocker Steven Tyler.
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The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress — Two and a Half Men
Charlie nearly drowns while surfing and has a vision of his father's floating head, which tells him to do the unthinkable---take care of his mother.
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A Pot-Smoking Monkey — Two and a Half Men
Alan threatens to get legal representation if Kandi doesn't agree to joint custody of their dog, until he learns that Kandi's lawyer is the cutthroat who helped Judith in their settlement.
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A Live Woman of Proven Fertility — Two and a Half Men
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818-jlkpuzo — Two and a Half Men
In the seventh-season opener, Mia's reappearance has Charlie doubting his love for Chelsea, and he has to decide between the two women.
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Apologies for the Frivolity — Two and a Half Men
Charlie dates a woman whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie.
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