09 MAY
03:30 pm
Friday

Seinfeld

The Stock Tip

GO

George has been given a stock market tip and, after going in for $5,000, wants Jerry to invest $2,500 too. Meanwhile, Jerry asks Vanessa, a girl he is dating, to go to Vermont for a weekend together.

09 MAY
03:59 pm
Friday

Seinfeld

The Ex-girlfriend

GO

Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

12 MAY
03:31 pm
Monday

Seinfeld

The Pony Remark

GO

Jerry's parents, Helen and Morty, are in town from Florida for his Aunt Manya's and Uncle Issac's fiftieth wedding anniversary.

12 MAY
03:59 pm
Monday

Seinfeld

The Jacket

GO

While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

12 MAY
07:31 pm
Monday

Seinfeld

The Phone Message

GO

After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

12 MAY
08:01 pm
Monday

Seinfeld

The Apartment

GO

When the apartment above his becomes vacant, Jerry convinces the apartment managers to give it to Elaine. However, realizing she will be able to track his every move, Jerry has second thoughts about having Elaine as a neighbour.

13 MAY
07:30 pm
Tuesday

Seinfeld

The Statue

GO

Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back.

13 MAY
08:00 pm
Tuesday

Seinfeld

The Revenge

GO

George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing.

14 MAY
07:30 pm
Wednesday

Seinfeld

The Heart Attack

GO

George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer.

14 MAY
08:00 pm
Wednesday

Seinfeld

The Deal

GO

After being invited to a party on Long Island, George asks Jerry to come along. Jerry agrees only after George promises to drive and invites Elaine as well.