18 DEC
03:29 pm
Thursday

Seinfeld

The Abstinence

GO

While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smokers lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

18 DEC
03:58 pm
Thursday

Seinfeld

The Andrea Doria

GO

George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought after transfer to Hawaii.

19 DEC
12:00 am
Friday

Seinfeld

The Little Jerry

GO

As a bad cheque threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.

19 DEC
07:58 am
Friday

Seinfeld

The Comeback

GO

As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will.

22 DEC
03:29 pm
Monday

Seinfeld

The Money

GO

Jerry's parents sell the Cadillac to help Jerry out with some money.

22 DEC
03:58 pm
Monday

Seinfeld

The Van Buren Boys

GO

Jerry's girlfriend, Ellen seems perfect but everyone else seems to have a problem with her.

22 DEC
07:32 pm
Monday

Seinfeld

The Susie

GO

Kramer decides that daylight saving can't come soon enough so decides to set his watch ahead an hour.

22 DEC
08:02 pm
Monday

Seinfeld

The Pothole

GO

Elaine wants Chinese food delivered but lives just outside the delivery area so pretends to live in a janitor's closet inside the delivery zone.

23 DEC
07:31 pm
Tuesday

Seinfeld

The Strike

GO

George, Elaine and Jerry attend Dr. Tim Whatley's Hanukkah party where each receive a card notifying him or her that a donation has been made by Whatley to the "Children's Alliance" in the guest's name.

23 DEC
08:01 pm
Tuesday

Seinfeld

The English Patient

GO

A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend Neil which intrigues George into meeting Neil.

24 DEC
07:30 pm
Wednesday

Seinfeld

The Pick

GO

Elaine is mortified when she accidentally reveals a bit too much décolletage on her Christmas card, which she has sent to everyone she knows.

24 DEC
07:59 pm
Wednesday

Seinfeld

The Nap

GO

George is tired and needs to take a nap at work, so he naps under his desk and Kramer takes up swimming in the East River.